
Just when I thought "our remodel is going to be the exception rule and everything is going to go on schedule, without a hitch", the shit storm hit.
Last night when I went home, expecting to have our sleek new stove & refrigerator installed and ready to use, instead I found that the oven door was sealed like a tomb. Evidently, the contractors had labored mightily for 1 1/2 hours trying to get the damn thing to open. To no avail. Thus, when I arrived home, there were workmen still underfoot. My oven wasn't usable. And the cats were howling.
Howling. Not mewing. Not meowing. Howling. And there was a bewildering stink coming from their general direction. How could this be? After all, these are the same cats we carted across the country in the heat of summer, staying every day in a new, terrifying hotel. They were frightened and bored. But, they never ever even came close to soiling their kennel.
Obviously, our cat, Coco had reached the end of his rope and decided it was time to make a statement. He'd had enough of being trapped in his kennel while strangers came and went and made ungodly amounts of noise with monster machines. He let not 1, but 2 bowel movements go, then covered them with the fluffy yellow towel I'd lovingly placed inside for their comfort. Now the odor was stupifying and he and our tabby cat, Chechu, were enraged. But I couldn't let them out until the contractors left since the interior doors of the apartment, swollen from the humidity, also refused to shut.
Meanwhile, the appliance company had to be dealt with before they closed. So I was on the phone negotiating with customer service (who never apologized for delivering a defective appliance) as the workmen scurried back and forth trying to clear out and my felines caterwauled in the background.